It’s A Shame About Ray
Mizzou is ranked #1 in the BCS, and are a win away from playing for the National Championship. What were those odds? Chickie Poo is an OU alumna, and gave me a Sooner t-shirt last year as a gift. I...
View ArticleMary Had A Little Lamb
My mom gave me a one of those cool lever pull wine openers when I was home last week. It also came with a foil cutter. I don’t think she realizes it, but that’s like handing a razor blade and straw...
View ArticleI Drink Alone
I almost went through an entire bottle of Lubriderm last night watching The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I should have gone to Tom’s to watch it on HD, but enjoyed the privacy. We watched the...
View ArticleFootloose
What are my viewing choices tonight without cable? – Clash of the Choirs or racist Bryant Gumbel’s play-by-play call of the Steelers/Rams game. I guess the NFL network allows local stations to air the...
View ArticleWaitin’ For The Bus
“Park the car.” The SOB drinking season traditionally runs from May through October. I’m not saying we don’t spend an occasional night during the off-season tossing down cold ones. We do. We’re just...
View ArticleStoned Immaculate
I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work. Nominated as the World’s Best Short Joke of 2007 A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath....
View ArticleBad Day
They never hassle their own kind. When does American Idol end? I still watch it, but not because of the contestant performances or musical guests. I enjoy watching someone get booted off, and then...
View ArticleSecond Chance
Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mr. Pink Today’s blog title is courtesy of Gina Party. This song was playing on the radio today while we were on the phone. She was convinced it was sung by 38 Special. I was...
View ArticleLet It Go
There isn’t much time to write this morning because (a) I have to get ready for work and (b) I’m making a wish list for a sex toy party this weekend. Anyone know if they make a Jessica Alba blow-up...
View ArticleShow Them To Me
Good gravy, those things are huge. Meet Crazy Mary. She’s a friend of Gina Party. Shocker. And for our enjoyment, she bought an SOB T-shirt – size small. Holy Moses, smell the roses. I’m writing a...
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